Saturday, January 10, 2004
Regardless, as far as ambushes go, if you want to know what they ought to be like, check out the Dividing Line broadcast where heavyweight Calvinists like James White and Eric Svendsen tear it up with Roman Catholics like Gerry Matatics--two Calvinists against one Roman Catholic--man, that's like feeding a mouse to the lion's den. And there wasn't any angel stopping their mouths! It was great--they really smashed and bashed for the entire program. Got to the truth of the matter--after all, that's what it's all about.
So, listen here, Arminian amateurs, the next time you want to go in the ring with the Great White Shark call him up, I'm sure he'll arrange an ambush you'll never forget!
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
Sunday, January 04, 2004
Don't Care About Catholicity At All*
Don’t know much about history,
Only care for theology
Theology’s a Platonic Form,
Big emergencies are the norm
But I do know that I am pure,
And I know that if you're pure, too,
What a wonderful world this could be.
Don't know much about Medieval Church,
Look at the pictures, it was all a bad lurch
Only care about doctrinal stuff,
All the rest is unspiritual fluff
But I do know lots about Salvation
Nothing remotely Romish in my justification
Propositions are my solid perch.
Now I like to claim to be a reformer,
But my deeds are wrong
For what I really am, is a purist-restorer,
Ain't gonna bring no tradition along!
Now only my sect truly grasps the solas,
The rest are just inconsistent granolas
Dislike for truth, that's all the unwashed rest,
Thank God we're pure and supremely blessed
For only we are consistent with grace,
Only we faithfully run the race
A perfectionist world we want to see!
Be small-c catholic, no way I'll ever,
Donatus my love is yours forever!
Don't care if all I ever have is a sect,
Best to rub against only the perfect,
You know that I have all my doctrine right,
And those who don’t are gonna get a FIGHT!
A Pure-Truth-filled world this ought to be!
Now I think only in terms of big-t Truth,
Ain't gonna put up with error, forsooth!
Ain't gonna practice no civi-lity!
Sing it together! It does the heart good, don’t it?
* sung to the tune of Sam Cooke’s “Wonderful World”